Cyclist bulging!

I was driving back from town yesterday and being the weekend there were a number of cyclists out. I had to slow to a near halt for a horse and I passed a cyclist who had stopped at the side of the road. He had on very tight shiny black cycle shorts and was clealy sporting a hardon laying across his left thigh! I couldn't tell you any more about the kit unfortunately, my eye was drawn to the bulge and then I had passed him! Made my day! Just thought I'd share it and say an overall thank you to all the cyclists on Britain's roads who wear hot gear!