Hard Heroes: Director's Cut
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posted 14 years ago
http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-hard-heroes-directors-cut/p-129925-3
Synopsis
One of Can-Am's biggest releases ever, Hard Heroes: Director's Cut features some truly twisted imagery, bondage, wrestling slams and some fabulously whacked out costume get-ups. Up, up and away!
-Keeneye Reeves
Review
There have been a couple of super hero spoofs in the past year or so, such as Mystery Men and The Specials. Add Hard Heroes - The Director's Cut to that lot, as this amusing porno takes on the genre. Introducing the Stud Squad - Speed Demon. Razor, Edge, Omega, Thunder, and Lightning - all of whom come in color-coded, tight and underwearless outfits.
After being interrupted from their fucking, jerking off and sunning (and an overlong outfitting sequence) the heroes unite to fight the latest good fight. Die Hard, a diabolical villian, is threatening to murder everyone involved with a scientist (who has perfected cloning) unless he’s handed the technology. These heroes won’t let that happen! But when our heroes arrive to protect the scientist they fall into a trap.
This all leads to tons of sex action with the dominating, leather-clad Die Hard, who threatens to make Lighting cum. "You’ll never make me cum!" Lightning insists as he’s coated with speed-sapping slime. Oh, it is silly - and fun. Die Hard goes on to punch his goo-covered gut, tear his outfit, fuck his slimy ass, and sure enough gets a load out of him which, horribly, gives Die Hard his super powers when injested with a potion! Even worse, with the insertion of a special butt plug, Lightning becomes his slave!
Eventually, more of the heroes are trapped and plugged, and in one case, amazingly shrink-wrapped in silver latex. It’s pretty neat, and the video contains even more nifty B&D/rasslin’ themed stuff as Die Hard continues to pilfer their powers via forced loads.
Nice sets, decent music, a few weird video effects, and a great sense of humor round out this sexy superhero spoof which easily puts all others to shame. One question - when's the sequel?
-Flapjax
Synopsis
One of Can-Am's biggest releases ever, Hard Heroes: Director's Cut features some truly twisted imagery, bondage, wrestling slams and some fabulously whacked out costume get-ups. Up, up and away!
-Keeneye Reeves
Review
There have been a couple of super hero spoofs in the past year or so, such as Mystery Men and The Specials. Add Hard Heroes - The Director's Cut to that lot, as this amusing porno takes on the genre. Introducing the Stud Squad - Speed Demon. Razor, Edge, Omega, Thunder, and Lightning - all of whom come in color-coded, tight and underwearless outfits.
After being interrupted from their fucking, jerking off and sunning (and an overlong outfitting sequence) the heroes unite to fight the latest good fight. Die Hard, a diabolical villian, is threatening to murder everyone involved with a scientist (who has perfected cloning) unless he’s handed the technology. These heroes won’t let that happen! But when our heroes arrive to protect the scientist they fall into a trap.
This all leads to tons of sex action with the dominating, leather-clad Die Hard, who threatens to make Lighting cum. "You’ll never make me cum!" Lightning insists as he’s coated with speed-sapping slime. Oh, it is silly - and fun. Die Hard goes on to punch his goo-covered gut, tear his outfit, fuck his slimy ass, and sure enough gets a load out of him which, horribly, gives Die Hard his super powers when injested with a potion! Even worse, with the insertion of a special butt plug, Lightning becomes his slave!
Eventually, more of the heroes are trapped and plugged, and in one case, amazingly shrink-wrapped in silver latex. It’s pretty neat, and the video contains even more nifty B&D/rasslin’ themed stuff as Die Hard continues to pilfer their powers via forced loads.
Nice sets, decent music, a few weird video effects, and a great sense of humor round out this sexy superhero spoof which easily puts all others to shame. One question - when's the sequel?
-Flapjax
posted 13 years ago
Love this video - always wished that Thunder (the guy in silver) got more action - he never even came! But v v hot to look at tho. Nice thing is the lycra gear is high-coverage (I like) and it stays on a long time (also a plus) ;) Currently on sale at www.can-am.com - the producers - at $29.40 - http://www.can-am.com/store.cfm?page=viewprod&bcode=HARDH&CFID=2305151&CFTOKEN=67906233 . The postage is cheaper by putting "Please ship via Letter Type air mail" in the comments box so it comes in a normal envelope otherwise it'll come via courier, pricey.
posted 13 years ago
There's a DIRECTOR'S CUT now? How is it different from the one on Can-Am?
posted 13 years ago
It's the same as Can-Am sell - I think the DVD has always been the Director's Cut...