One of the few times people reacted to my spandex…

About 30 years ago, I signed up for SCUBA classes in spring. One particularly hot day I showed up in those shorts: (3 minutes after those pictures were taken, I was busy fucking the guy who took them, but I digress). People already knew I wasn’t shy at all in the showers and the dressing room, but even, they did a double take when I walked in, even though I had a longish shirt long enough to titillate the prurient interest… Also, the place where we had our classes was right next to the gay village, so it was clear that some wondered if I was gay (I don’t look it, even in the flashiest, most outreagous spandex — in my experience, gays are more often horrified than not by spandex)… I almost always showed up in spandex, but it was in far more "conservative" colours… — You… You go out like that? one asked. — What do you mean? — Well, with those shorts! They… — They show off? So? They’re very comfortable and I like to be comfortable and it’s one of the first hot days, so I’ll be darned if I don’t take advantage of it… (And of course, showing off in spandex make me comfortable, so…) So, we take the class, and after the pool, I deliberately did not dry my ass well so when I put the shorts back, they’d be wet, just for shock value… And I thought too bad I had my gear to carry because otherwise I would have gone cruising in the gay village, so we just went for a beer all together (don’t drink and dive!)…