A long time ago, about when I was 22 or 23, I got the silly notion of shaving my crotch.
Oh boy was it hot! Smooth! Holy fuck it was great… until it started to grow back… Ouch!
I let it grow back (ouch again!) and didn’t think much of it afterwards…
Then I met a guy who had this terrifically smooth crotch. When I sucked him, it felt like silk… Since it was in a dark corner of a loud disco*, I could not very well ask him, especially that once he came, he made a beeline elsewhere, leaving me on my knees with a mouthful of jism.
So, smooth crotches started haunting me…
Sillily, one day about 30 years ago, I started with tweezers to pluck my hair. It actually felt good; I found the feeling of having the follicle being pulled and the hair root rupturing especially good; oddly enough, this only happens on the pubes. Slightly elsewhere, it hurts like you expect. It took me a week (1-2 hours per day) and I got that perfectly smooth crotch. And this time, I did not hurt at all when it grew back. The hair came out thin at first instead of grossly coarse…
But it was a lot of work, but it took almost 2 months to significantly grow back… So it was the tweezers until I saw those epilating machines for women’s legs (yeah, right). I bought one, and I already had a hardon before I got out of the store… Unfortunately, it was during lunch time and back then I lived 1 hour away from work, so I had to endure the frustration of fantasizing about smooth crotches as I got back home…
So, I get home, stripped and started to work on my crotch, and it took about 20 minutes to do an acceptable job, plus 10 minutes of tweezering. 30 minutes instead of a week, that’s a great improvement!
So, ever since, I seldom let my hair grow back and always had a smooth crotch.
And you guys, how to you manage to get smooth crotches?
* This was before the supreme court effectively legalized public sex in private venues it was pretty risky — and sure enough, it was days before the biggest police gay raid ever. After that, it took three other police chiefs that were fired over gay raids to understand that you just don’t do gay raids, and then it all became moot in 2013 after the supreme court legalized bawdy houses :
https://decisions.scc-csc.ca/scc-csc/scc-csc/en/item/13389/index.do