I just had finished taking some photos of myself in my long red tights when I noticed some mormons accosting people near the metro… So I walk close to one and he asks:
— Would you like to convert to the [mormon] church?
I stop dead, stand about 2m from him, legs well apart and I say:
— Have a good look at me. Look how I dress. I am gay and exhibitionist, I dress like that because I love to show-off my genitals in public. Now, do you really think I would willingly join a church, any church?
He said nothing and I went on…