Spandex is not magic underwear…

I just had finished taking some photos of myself in my long red tights when I noticed some mormons accosting people near the metro… So I walk close to one and he asks: — Would you like to convert to the [mormon] church? I stop dead, stand about 2m from him, legs well apart and I say: — Have a good look at me. Look how I dress. I am gay and exhibitionist, I dress like that because I love to show-off my genitals in public. Now, do you really think I would willingly join a church, any church? He said nothing and I went on…

Here’s how I was dressed…

What is the difference between a Mormon and a moron? Literally it is only one lowercase "m".   Um LITERALLY. I would say, "Well I did fuck Jesus for about 3 hours.  I met him on Match.com.  He was a gardener at the time.  Immigrated from Oaxaca Mexico.  It was smoking hot." All of the above is true. My problem is that the "Elders" that came to my door this last time were not even kind of cute.  Otherwise, I would have answered the door in a thong.  Then replied to their inquiry about my interest in the scriptures with, "Let me see if my boyfriend is interested in your sacred underwear." See if one or both have "Daddy issues". ;)